THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
studies show that i will act the exact same way if u do this for me
For all smartphones out there
*swallows unlit cigarette* it’s a metaphor
whats the different between bird flu and swine flu
if u have bird flu u need tweet-ment and if u have swine flu u need oink-ment
but they’re similar in that both very rarely infect humans and thus did not deserve the pandemic treatment they received.
IF U HAVE BIRD FLU U NEED TWEET-MENT AND IF U HAVE SWINE FLU U NEED OINK-MENT